Cheese Is Good For The System

Cheese IS good for the system.
Seriously, can an effective system be run with a low quality/quantity of cheese? No. If you answered yes, then you're wrong. But ... but, no, not buttbutt, that's wrong too. The quality of the system is directly dependent upon the cheese within. This is an inherent truth. Hitler? The man was lactose intolerant. No cheese, or even worse, fake cheese. Ugh. Now, Teddy Roosevelt and FDR, those are some good ol' cheese eatin' boys. I say are because of course cheese is the secret ingredient for eternal life. Didn't know that? Here are some other commonly forgotten cheese facts:

1. Cheese is actually a form of the divine (assuming of course you're a Pastafarian)
2. Cheese used to be worn as clothing during ancient times
3. Cheese is Good For the System was actually a corporate catchphrase during the GoGo 80's.

(all above facts are approximate or simply made up)