Ask Not What Cheese Can Do For You

Welcome vaunted reader. Perhaps you're asking yourself, "I know cheese is good for the system, but what can I do to extoll the virtues of cheese without ending up mildly insane such as the authors of this blog?" To that I say, whacky ducky boing boing. Or, of course, you could always use the "add cheese" methodology to spread the wisdom. For example:

You're sitting in your favorite Chinese restaurant, they bring around the fortune cookies. You read yours aloud, "Today, great things will come to you" then you wait for two beats and say, "With cheese." Your friends will surely be astounded, to say the least. You can do the same thing with horoscopes, "Blah blah blah vague saying, something about a Pisces, blah blah .... With cheese."

Soon your friends will be asking you, "Does it really say with cheese? Why would it say with cheese? Will you please stop saying with cheese?!?" That's when you have them. That is when you can open their eyes and tell them, Cheese is Good for the System, which as we already covered, is a universal truth. Go with Cheese my friends.